A shipwrecked sailor spent several years on a deserted island. One morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a small boat pulling out toward him!

When the boat arrived, its occupant handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and said: “With the captain’s compliments. He said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued.”

One Liner

Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell.