A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. 

Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow’s ear. The farmer didn’t think much about it until the bug squirted out into his bucket. 

It went in one ear and out the udder. 

One Liner

“Latte” is French for “you paid way too much money for coffee.”