Teacher: If you have 10 muffins and your friend takes 2 of them, how many muffins would you have left?
Teacher: Okay, let me try again. You have 10 muffins. What if your friend takes 2 of your muffins, how many would you have left?
Me: Still 10 muffins… and 1 injured friend.
Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a person’s walk, and the result was staggering.