As the church service got underway, the minister said to the congregation, “Let us pray.” Then in his very preacher-sounding voice, he began, “Father, we know we are but dust…” 

During the short pause before the next phrase of the prayer, a child’s loud whisper could be heard, “Mommy, what is butt dust?”  

The prayerful mood was lost as embarrassed snickers turned into loud guffaws and needless to say, the minister never finished that prayer.  

One Liner

People think “icy” is the easiest word to spell… Come to think of it, I see why.