Humor – November 29

I had a job offer from a large company and they offered to fly me out to the interview on business class. 

During the return flight we were given gourmet brownies and cookies. Not hungry, I decided to save them for later, so I placed them in an airsickness courtesy bag.

After the plane landed, I got up to leave and a flight attendant approached me if I wanted her to dispose of the bag.

I said, “No thanks, I’m saving it for my kids.”

One Liner

Traffic alert: A big rig carrying a load of Vicks Vapo-Rub overturned on the highway this morning. Police report there has been no congestion in the area for 8 hours. 

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