Darling,” said the husband to his new bride, “I am not casting any reflections on your cooking, but I sure wish you could learn to make the kinda of bread my mother use to make.”

“I don’t think that should be too difficult,” she said sweetly, “If you will learn to make the dough my father used to make.”

One Liner

The reason reusable shopping bags last so long is that we forget to take them back to shop with.