Humor – December 22

Christmas Signs

– From a toy store: “Ho, ho, ho spoken here.”

– In a bridal boutique: “Marry Christmas.”

– Outside a church: “The original Christmas Club.”

– From a department store: “Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the crowd.”

– In a Texas jewelery store: “Diamond tiaras: $70,000. Three for $200,000.

– A reducing salon: “24 Shaping Days until Christmas.”

– In a stationery store: “For the man who has everything: A calendar to remind him when payments are due.”

One Liner

Happiness is a competitive advantage

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