Humor – January 3


2019: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds.

2020: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200 pounds.

2021: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight.

2022: I will work out 3 days a week.

2023: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.

One Liner

Someone ripped the 5th month out my new 2022 calendar! I’m dismayed!


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