My husband has always had a beard. One day, he decided to shave it off. He came into the room where my 5-year-old daughter Samantha was and asked her, “Notice anything different?” 

To which she replied, “No,” with a puzzled look on her face. 

My husband then said to her, “My beard’s gone.” 

Now the puzzled look disappeared and the innocent eyes appeared when she said, “I didn’t take it!”

One Liner

He suffers in silence louder than anyone I know.