Humor – April 4

A guy hears a knock at the door.

He opens it up to find a snail. He picks up the snail and throws it across the street.

Five years go by.

One day he hears a knock on the door and opens it to see a snail.

The snail says, “What the heck was that about?!”

One Liner

I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.


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