Having looked the other way for weeks, the boss finally called Smith into his office for a sit-down. 

“You know, Smith,” he said, “I’ve noticed that every time you have to take your dear old aunt to her doctor’s appointments, there’s a home game over at the stadium.”

“Wow, sir. I guess you’re right,” Smith answered. “I didn’t realize it. You don’t think she’s faking it, do you?”

One Liner

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.