There was a fire at the convent.  One retired nun on the fourth floor was
trapped by the flames!  The resourceful Sister quickly took some robes from
her closet, tied them into a rope, and descended to safety.

An amazed reporter later asked her, “Weren’t you afraid your makeshift rope
might fall apart?”

“Oh, no,” she said. “Old habits are hard to break.”

One Liner
A thief broke into my house last night … he started searching for money so
I got up and searched with him.