Linda and Marion were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business.

“I started a new business last year,” Linda said. “I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months.”

“Why in the world would you do that?” Marion asked.

“It’s the best way I know of to learn which ones I can do without,” Linda said.

One Liner
One knows they are old when their smart watch says they had a good night’s sleep and their body screams, “Liar!!”