They say that a preacher’s wife is always his number one assistant.

An example of this comes one Sunday morning after the preacher had just
finished his sermon.  He went and sat down with his wife and she asked him
how he thought the church service went.

The Preacher shrugged and said, “The worship was excellent, and I think the
prayer and communion times went quite well, but,” he continued, “I just
don’t think the sermon ever got off the ground.”

The wife looked over at him, and before she could stop herself, she said,
“Well, it sure did taxi long enough!”

One Liner
I would imagine if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive
you crazy.