Leaving a plush nightclub one evening, a miserly gentleman walked past the
doorman without tipping him.

Nevertheless, the doorman helped the man into a taxi with a flourish and
said pleasantly, “By the way, in case you happen to lose your wallet on the
way home, sir, just remember that you didn’t pull it out here.”

One Liner
I went to Magician’s School but flunked the final exam. They were all trick
questions.