A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established barber.

They put up a big bold sign which read: “WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!”

Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign: “WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!”

One Liner
The inventor of autocorrect died. The funnel will be held tomato.