Humor – February 25

Confronted by two doctors and an HMO manager at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked them to identify and explain themselves.

The first doctor stepped forward. “I was a pediatric spine surgeon and helped children overcome deformities!” “You may enter,” St. Peter said.

The second doctor stepped up. “I was a psychiatrist and helped people find peace!” St. Peter ushered him through the gates.

The HMO manager stepped forward. “As an HMO manager, I helped people get cost-effective health care!” St. Peter waved him forward, but stopped him right as he got to the gates.

“You may stay for three days. After that, you’re out of here!”

One Liner
“When a minister rehearses his sermon he is practicing what he preaches?”

Thought for the day
We need to let God grow his love in us, so that we can love others the way God loves us. The Bible says, “There is no fear in love; perfect love drives out all fear” (1 John 4:18a TEV).

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