Humor – April 29

A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea-captain. “What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?”

“Throw out an anchor, sir.”

“What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?”

“Throw out another anchor, sir.”

“And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do?”

“Throw out another anchor.”

“Hold on,” said the Captain, “where are you getting all your anchors from?”

“From the same place you’re getting your storms, sir.”

One Liner
“If you want to be a leader with a large following, just obey the speed limit on a winding, two-lane road.”

Thought for the day
Proverbs 14:12 says, “There is a way that seems right to a man, but in the end it leads to death.” (NIV) We’ve all made decisions that at the time seemed right but later on turned out to be wrong. Some paths lead to dead ends and we end up off track. That’s why we need to admit, “God, I need help.”

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