In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the teacher was asking.
“Next question,” announced the instructor. “How would you like to be seen by the opposite sex?”
I was thinking about my answer when the young woman next to me turned and asked, “How do you spell ‘intellectual?'”
On difference between taxman and taxidermist? Taxidermist leaves skin on. -Mark Twain
Thought for the day
I can do everything through him who gives me strength. Philippians 4:13 (NIV)
God pours his power into your life, giving you his strength to do what he’s called to do.