Humor – September 29

A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse yells, “BARK!” and the cat runs away.

“See?” says the mother mouse to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”

One Liner
“Birds of a feather flock together and aim for your car.”

Thought for the day
“Therefore, I urge you brothers, in view of God’s mercy, to offer your bodies as living sacrifices, holy and pleasing to God – this is your spiritual act of worship.” Romans 12:1 (NIV)

The way you contaminate your body is by what you eat or drink, and the way you contaminate your spirit is by what your see or hear

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