Humor – November 18

If you’re in a social situation, and women are talking to each other, and one woman says, “I was hit by a car today,” all the other women will say, “You’re kidding! What happened? Where? Are you all right?”
 
In the same situation with males, one male says, “I was hit by a car today,” I guarantee you that there will be another male in the group who will say, “Wait till I tell you what happened to me.”

One Liner
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Thought for the day
“I tell you the truth, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven.” Matthew 18:3 (NIV)

Jesus says this childlike nature is necessary to enter the kingdom of heaven. Oswald Chambers says we can be uncertain of the next step, but we can be certain of God.

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