Humor – December 1

Redneck Wireless Security System 

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used work boots – a really big pair.

2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.

3. Put a dog dish beside it – a really big dish.

4. Leave a note on your front door that says: “Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition – back in 1/2 an hr. Don’t disturb the pit bulls. They’ve just been wormed and they are a little edgy.”

One Liner
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

Thought for the day
When the Message we preached came to you, it wasn’t just words. Something happened in you. The Holy Spirit put steel in your convictions. 1 Thessalonians 1:5a (MSG)

Jesus’ life was dominated by his conviction that he was sent to do the Father’s will.  This produced a deep awareness of his life’s purpose and kept him from being distracted by the agenda of others.  If you want to gain insight into the convictions Jesus held, just study all the times he used the phrase “I must.”

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