Humor – December 22

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family for Christmas. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”

The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”

One Liner
Christmas is not a date. It is a state of mind & heart.

Thought for the Day
Isaiah 7:14
Therefore the Lord himself will give you a sign. Behold, the virgin shall conceive and bear a son, and shall call his name Immanuel.

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