Humor – January 20

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!”
 
The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.”
 
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a restaurant. Upon arriving, he ordered a drink and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, “Wow these mugs are big!”
 
The bartender replied, “Everything is big in Texas.”
 
After a couple of drinks, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, “Second door to the right.”
 
The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which leads to the swimming pool, and he fell into the pool by accident.
 
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, “Don’t flush, don’t flush!”

One Liner
Vampire Bat:
What Dracula hits a baseball with.

Thought for the day
Psalm 46:10 says, “Let go of your concerns! Then you will know that I am God. I rule the nations. I rule the earth” (GW).

I don’t know what you’re going to face this week. You don’t, either. But I can already tell you what God wants you to do:  Let go, and know! God is in control!! 

 

 

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