Humor – January 19

A little boy said to his mother and father, “I want a little baby sister. All my friends have baby sisters.” 

“Well, you pray for one, and if it’s God’s will, He will give you one.”
He prayed for months and finally forgot it.

Then one day they took him to grandmothers, and when he returned, his father took him to his mother’s bed.

His father pulled down the cover and said, “Look, son, a little baby sister.” 

Then he pulled the cover down a little more, and another little sister.
Then he pulled the cover down a little more, and another little sister.

“Son,” he said, “Aren’t you glad you have three baby sisters? Aren’t you glad you prayed for a baby sister?” 

“Yep,” the little boy replied, “but aren’t you glad I quit when I did?”

One Liner
“I’m a light eater – as soon as it’s light, I start to eat.”

– Art Donovan

Thought for the day
Surrendering to Jesus means laying down every area of your life. Jesus said, “If you insist on saving your life, you will lose it. Only those who throw away their lives for my sake and for the sake of the Good News will ever know what it means to really live” Mark 8:35

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