Humor – February 16

“Razor Request”

Ronnie goes down to the barber shop. He gets his hair cut and then he is getting a shave. After being nicked by the barber several times Ronnie says, “Hey buddy, have you got an extra razor?”

The barber replies “Well yes sir I do, would you prefer shaving yourself?”

Ronnie said, “Well not exactly but I thought I could defend myself.”

One Liner
“Even Popeye didn’t eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.”

Thought for the day
Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus, because through Christ Jesus the law of the Spirit of life set me free from the law of sin and death. Romans 8:1–2 (NIV)

No matter what you’ve ever done, there is no condemnation in Christ. He sits at the Father’s right hand, not as an accuser, but as an advocate willing to give his life for you.

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