Humor – March 2

Sunday school teacher Ms. Brown had a class of five-year-olds. She began the lesson by saying, “Today we are going to study about Peter. Can anybody tell me who Peter was?”
 
A little lad in the back of the group raised his hand.
 
“Oh, how nice,” Ms. Brown said. “Billy knows. Billy, please come up front and tell the class who Peter was.”
 
Billy quickly came to the front and said with great pride in his voice,
 
“I fink he was a wabbit.”

One Liner
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

Thought for the day

“Everything that goes into a life of pleasing God has been miraculously given to us by getting to know, personally and intimately, the One who invited us to God.” (2 Peter 1:3 Msg)

You may hesitate, wondering whether you will have strength to live for God. Don’t worry. God will give you what you need if you will just make the choice to live for him. 

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