Humor – March 9

A husband raced into the house and said to his wife, “I’ve found a great job. The salary is good. It offers free medical insurance and paid holidays.”

“That’s wonderful, dear,” his wife said.

“I thought you’d be pleased,” the husband said. “You start tomorrow.”

One Liner
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

Thought for the day
John 8:31-32: “You are truly my disciples if you remain faithful to my teachings. And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free” (NLT).

God’s Word will unlock all you’ve been made to do and be. Through it, you’ll be able to do things you never thought possible.



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