“Morning Sickness”

Sarah dropped in on her sister Molly and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee, her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room.

“What’s wrong Molly?” she asked.

Molly told her that she had morning sickness.

Surprised, Sarah said, “Hurray! I didn’t even know you were pregnant!”

“I’m not,” the harried middle-aged mother replied.

“I’m just sick of mornings.”

One Liner
Seen on an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”

Thought for the day
Psalm 119:114: “You’re my place of quiet retreat; I wait for your Word to renew me” (MSG).

If you’re discouraged and have lost hope, then that tells me one thing about your life without ever meeting you: You’re not spending time in God’s Word. If you were, you wouldn’t be discouraged. The more you read God’s Word when you’re down, the more he lifts you up.