Humor – March 29

A friend of ours was puzzled by the odd messages left on his answering machine. Day after day, friends and family would talk and then say, “Beep.”

He discovered the reason for the joke when he decided to listen to his greeting. “Hi,” it said. “I’m not in right now, so please leave a beep after the message.”

One Liner
Committee: The unwilling, recruited from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.

Thought for the day
“This is the reason why we never collapse. The outward man does indeed suffer wear and tear, but every day the inward man receives fresh strength” 2 Corinthians 4:16 Phillips

Outwardly our body suffers wear and tear, but inwardly we can be spiritually renewed every day by spending time alone with God. Establish a daily quiet time with God.

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