Humor – March 31

I finally figured out why I am getting fat! I should have figured it out sooner.
It’s the shampoo I use in the shower. When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body. Printed very clearly on the shampoo label it reads, “FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY.”
I have gotten rid of the shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap. On its label reads, “DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.”
Problem Solved!

One Liner
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.  — Billy Graham

Thought for the day
“I will sing of your strength, in the morning I will sing of your love; for you are my fortress, my refuge in times of trouble” Psalm 59:16

We need the emotional release and recharging that comes from singing. Put on some Christian music, and sing along. Then, watch how God restores your soul!

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