Humor – April 5

Before she died, an old lady wanted to visit England, the home of her ancestors. She went to the Federal Office and asked for a passport.

“You must take the loyalty oath first,” the passport clerk said. “Raise your right hand, please.” The senior citizen raised her right hand as the clerk asked, “Do you swear to defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, domestic or foreign?”

The sweet old face paled and the voice trembled as she responded, “Well, I guess so, but … will I have help, or will I have to do it all by myself?”

One Liner
If 10% is good enough for God, it should be enough for the IRS!

Thought for the day
“Honor God with your bodies” 1 Corinthians 6:20b

Our bodies were made for activity. In Bible times they didn’t have to exercise because they walked everywhere and did physical work. But today, you really only have two choices: fatigue or fitness. If you choose fitness, it has to involve regular exercise.

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