Humor – April 11

It was young Anthony’s first ride in a railway train, and the succession of wonders reduced him to a state of hysterical astonishment.

The train rounded a slight bend and, with a shriek of its whistle, plunged into a tunnel.

There were gasps of surprise from the corner where Anthony was kneeling.

Suddenly the train rushed into broad daylight again, and a small voice lifted in wonder. “It’s tomorrow!” exclaimed the small boy.

One Liner
A teacher asked one of her pupils, “What’s the nation’s capital?”

The reply was, “Washington DC”
On being asked what the “DC” stood for, the pupil added, “Dot com!”

Thought for the day
“Thinking about your commands will keep me from doing some foolish thing” Psalm 119:6 CEV

If you’re thinking about God’s truth, you’re not thinking about the less important stuff.

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