Humor – April 13

Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother’s Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen.

But after a good long wait she finally went downstairs to investigate. She found them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs.

“It’s a surprise for Mother’s Day,” one explained, “we decided to cook our own breakfast.”

One Liner
If evolution really works, how come Mothers only have two hands?

Thought for the day
“We love because he first loved us” (1 John 4:19 NIV).

When you say, “I don’t love God,” it’s because you don’t understand just how much he really loves you.

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