Humor – April 25

UNTIMELY ANSWERED PRAYER
During the minister’s prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews.  Tommy’s mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence and, after church, asked, “Tommy, whatever made you do such a thing?”

Tommy answered soberly, “I asked God to teach me to whistle, and He did!”

One Liner
Definition of a committee: A group of the unworthy, appointed by the unwilling, to do the unnecessary.

Thought for the day
“By wisdom a house is built, and through understanding it is established” Proverbs 24:3

You’re wise with your money when you know where it is, where it’s going, and where it’s coming from.

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