A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas ranger decided to track him down.
After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit’s head, and said, “You’re under arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I’ll shoot you.”
But the bandit didn’t speak English, and the Ranger didn’t speak Spanish.
The Ranger asked a local to translated his message. The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina.
“What did he say?” asked the Ranger anxiously
The local answered, He say, “He no afraid to die!”
They call it “golf” because all the other four-letter words were taken. — Raymond Floyd
Thought for the day
“Be careful that none of you fails to respond to the grace which God gives, for if he does there can very easily spring up in him a bitter spirit which is not only bad in itself but can also poison the lives of many others” Hebrews 12:15
Bitterness is contagious. The only way to let go of your hurt is to get ahold of God’s grace.