HOG HEAVEN

A man called the church office and said he would like talk to the “Hog Head” of the church.

The secretary responded, “If you mean the pastor, be respectful and call him Pastor, but he is not in right now. Can I help you?”

The man told her he was going to tell him he was about to give him a check for $10,000 for the building fund.

The secretary said immediately, “Wait a minute, Old Porkie just walked in.”

One Liner
A lot of pessimists get that way from financing optimists.

Thought for the
“Our love should not be just words and talk; it must be true love, which shows itself in action” 1 John 3:18

Mercy takes action where others take off. Mercy isn’t afraid to get its hands dirty. And Jesus calls every one of his followers to have the attitude of the Good Samaritan.