Humor – May 2

“Mechanic Applicant”

A man is applying for a job as mechanic that he really wants to get.

The boss says, “Can you roll your hard hat down your arm and pop it back on your head?”

The mechanic nods, confused.

“Can you play light saber with your wrench and another man’s screwdriver?”

“Oh yes,” says the mechanic.

“Can you bounce your screwdriver off the cement, grab it, whirl it around and put it in your belt like a gun?”

“Sir, I’ve been doing that for years!” says the wanna-be mechanic.

“Well in that case, I can’t use you. I have 12 men doing that already!” says the boss

One Liner
“Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?”

Thought for the day 
“Just as charcoal and wood keep a fire going, a quarrelsome person keeps an argument going” Proverbs 26:21

Many people find their meaning, their purpose, and their value by getting you upset. They enjoy keeping an argument going.  Don’t play their game. Don’t get drawn into it. They’re not looking for answers. They’re just looking for an argument.  

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s