The newly elected secretary for the Deacon Board at church submitted this report:
October the something Deacon’s meeting
Present was most of the deacons; one was absent.
Chairman Tad asked Luke to say something, and he did.
New officers were needed; some of us were arm twisted into taking the positions.
Some old business was remembered, and most of it had been approved. What wasn’t was not important.
We tried to think of some new business, but it was decided that we’re too old to be new.
Some of the deacons were getting tired so we decided to get out of the meeting.
(Secretary’s note: I said I would type the meeting minutes; not that they would be worth a hoot!!)
“In this crazy world we live in, every 60 seconds a minute happens.”
Thought for the day
“Never walk away from someone who deserves help; your hand is God’s hand for that person. Don’t tell your neighbor, ‘Maybe some other time’ or ‘Try me tomorrow’ when the money’s right there in your pocket” Proverbs 3:27-28
Don’t wait for better conditions. When God calls you to minister to somebody, do it now. When you see a need, meet it now.