Humor – May 15

Mother asks little Johnny, as they wait for the bus, to tell the driver he is 4 years old when asked because he will ride for free.

As they get into the bus the driver asks Johnny how old he is. “I am 4 years old.”

“And when will you be six years old?” asks the driver.

“When I get off the bus,” answers Johnny.

One Liner
“I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on, but I can’t afford one so … I’m wearing my garage door opener.”

Thought for the day
Acts 1 teaches, “You will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes on you; and you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the earth” (Acts 1:7-8 NIV). Jerusalem represents your immediate family and friends, Judea represents your community, Samaria represents your cross-cultural relationships, and the ends of the earth refers to your global calling.

“And when will you be six years old?” asks the driver.

“When I get off the bus,” answers Johnny.

One Liner
“I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on, but I can’t afford one so … I’m wearing my garage door opener.”

Thought for the day
Acts 1 teaches, “You will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes on you; and you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the earth” (Acts 1:7-8 NIV). Jerusalem represents your immediate family and friends, Judea represents your community, Samaria represents your cross-cultural relationships, and the ends of the earth refers to your global calling. 

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