Humor – May 19

Exercise Program
The doctor told me “Physical exercise is good for you.” I know that I should do it, since my body is so out of shape. So I have worked out this easy daily program I can do anywhere:
 
Monday:
Beat around the bush.
Jump to conclusions.
Climb the walls.
Wade through paperwork.
 
Tuesday:
Drag my heels.
Push my luck.
Make mountains out of mole hills.
Hit the nail on the head.
 
Wednesday:
Bend over backwards.
Jump on the band wagon.
Balance the books.
Run around in circles.
 
Thursday:
Toot my own horn.
Climb the ladder of success.
Pull out the stops.
Add fuel to the fire.
 
Friday:
Open a can of worms.
Put my foot in my mouth.
Start the ball rolling.
Go over the edge.
 
Saturday:
Pick up the pieces.
 
Whew!
What a workout!

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