Humor – June 5

By the time Ted arrived at the football game, the first quarter was almost over.

“Why are you so late?” his friend asked.

“I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and coming to the game.”

“How long could that have taken you?”

“Well, I had to toss it 14 times.”

One Liner
Be moderate where pleasure is concerned – avoid fatigue.

Thought for the day
“For it is by God’s grace that you have been saved through faith. It is not the result of your own efforts, but God’s gift, so that no one can boast about it” Ephesians 2:8-9

God saves you by grace, which means it’s his free gift to you.

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