The judge warned the witness, “Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?”
“Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?”
“Sure,” said the witness. “My side will win.”
Bread is square. Why is sandwich meat round?
Thought for the day
“Every time I think of you, I give thanks to my God” Philippians 1:3
Study after study has linked gratitude to happiness. Psychologists and sociologists have proven that the more grateful you are, the happier you are.