Humor – July 3

Did You Ever Wonder?

– When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
– Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds? i iz hukt on fonix
– Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
– Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
– You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
– If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
– If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
– If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

One Liner
May thy ball lie in green pastures … and not in still waters.

Thought for the day
“If people want to follow me, they must give up the things they want. They must be willing even to give up their lives to follow me.” Matthew 16:24 (NCV)

When you decide to live a totally surrendered life, that decision will be tested. Sometimes it will mean doing inconvenient, unpopular, costly, or seemingly impossible tasks. It will often mean doing the opposite of what you feel like doing 

 

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