Humor – July 5

Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted?

Dentist: $300

Patient: $300 for just a few minutes work?! Man, that’s expensive.

Dentist: Okay, I’ll pull it out slowly if you prefer.

One Liner
“Things turn out the best for people who make the best of how things turn out.”
~ John Wooden

Thought for the day
Let the Spirit change your way of thinking. Ephesians 4:23 (CEV)

God waits for you to act first. Don’t wait to feel powerful or confident. Move ahead in your weakness, doing the right thing in spite of your fears and feelings

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