Humor – July 19

When I was working as a clerk at a sporting-goods store, a woman came up to my register with a package of white athletic socks. “Will you open this up so I can see how the socks feel?” she asked.

Reluctantly I tore open the package, and she scrutinized the merchandise. She handed me the package, saying, “I’ll take them.”

Relieved, I started to ring her up, until she interrupted me. “Can I have another pack? This one’s been opened.”

One Liner
How would we measure hail without golf balls?

Thought for the day
Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you” Matthew 7:7

ALL THREE of these conditions that you have to be the one to initiate it.

 

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