Humor – July 18

A man was in his usual place in the morning, sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast.

He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player. The player was known primarily for his lack of IQ, common sense, and good looks.

He turned to his wife: “You know, I’ll never understand why the biggest, ugliest jerks always get the most attractive wives.”

His wife replied, “Why thank you, dear!”

One Liner
Evening news is where they begin with “Good evening,” and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

Thought for the day
With my whole heart I seek you.  Let me not wander from your commandments!  Psalm 119:10

We MUST SEEK the Lord and His Word … SEEK implies being intentional ……. being proactive!!
 

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