Humor – July 17

“Hello, is this Father O’Malley?”
“It is.”
“This is the IRS calling. Can you help us?”
“I can.”
“Do you know a Ted Houlihan?”
“I do.”
“Is he a member of your congregation?”
“He is.”
“Did he donate $10,000 to the church?”
“He will.”

One Liner
What doesn’t kill you will still definitely bum you out.

Thought for the day
I will praise you with an upright heart as I learn your righteous laws. Psalm 119:7
To LEARN God’s Word …….. is to KNOW it.  

 

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