Humor – August 4

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

“I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.”

“Nah, he’s not so smart,” the friend replied. “I’ve beaten him three games out of five.”

One Liner
Sign in a John Deere sales office: The only machine we don’t stand behind is our manure spreader.

Thought for the day
“But when you ask him, be sure that your faith is in God alone. Do not waver, for a person with divided loyalty is as unsettled as a wave of the sea that is blown and tossed by the wind. . . . Their loyalty is divided between God and the world, and they are unstable in everything they do.” James 1:6, 8

For every ten dreamers in the world, there is only one decision maker. A lot of people have dreams but they never get to Step Two—making the decision to trust God and follow their dream.

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One thought on “Humor – August 4

  1. I agree with this, it’s hard to take that step sometimes. Also, love your blog, it is always funny and meaningful. Thanks for all that you do.

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