Humor – August 17

A wife and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the next door backyard barking for hours and hours.

The husband jumps up out of bed and says, “I’ve had enough of this” and goes downstairs.

The husband finally comes back up to bed and his wife says, “Honey, the dog is still barking. What have you been doing?”

The husband says, “I put the dog in our backyard, let’s see how THEY like it!”

One Liner
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Thought for the day
It is not that we think we are qualified to do anything on our own. Our qualification comes from God. 2 Corinthians 3:5

A.W. Tozer said, “The reason why many are still troubled, still seeking, still making little forward progress is because they haven’t yet come to the end of themselves. We’re still trying to give orders, and interfering with God’s work within us.”

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